Yahoo! Answered

Dear Reader,

We here at Yahoo! Answered have tried all kinds of milk: milk from cows, milk from goats, milk from almonds and soy, snake milk. But these poor substitutes can’t hold a candle to human milk. That’s why we were thrilled when we discovered Only The Breast, a safe and secure website where human breast milk can be bought and sold. Finally, the taste we want and the breasts we want it from. It simply can’t get better than this… Or can it? In April 2011, Chinese scientists succeeded in genetically modifying cows to produce human-like breast milk. Yay! Now we can produce breast milk on a ginormous scale. Soon, human breast milk will become available at grocery stores across the country. The cheese world would be turned on its head and start offering either a slice of Camembert or Cammy (clearly we would choose Cammy; she makes great cheese). Get excited people. This is the biggest thing since slice bread made from yeast infections.